Bad like Michael Jackson (that’s Creased) or Good little Little Richard (that’s Folded). Only we can decide…
Folded:
The Island – out now (panned, but we think it’s worth a shot)
Vote for The Persuaders! cars (you can decide what motors the kipper-tied heroes drive in the new movie)
The new Jaws re-release (DVDs) (a two hour making of?! We’re there)
Goldfrapp (CDs) (everything Gwen Stefani fails to be)
Topman ‘Design‘ (dress like The Bravery – if you weigh eight stone)
Creased:
Herbie: Fully Loaded – out now (mini-breasts Lohan? No, ta)
Stockport Webcam (you might even see a live mugging!)
Red Trousers (DVDs) (how come the stunts look so pants?)
Gwen Stefani (CDs) (looks like Christina Aguilera, sounds like a mouse)
Boho (girls, if you’re old enough to vote it’s time to say no)
The previous film quote was from Batman (DVDs). Have a go at this week’s if you think you’re hard enough.
"You’re so sly… but so am I"
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I got the quote last time and I’ll get it right this time. I know my films. It was spoken by Lloyd Bowman in Manhunter.
Goldfrapp – now there’s a sassy young lass. I’ve gone off Sienna big style, she’s seriously creased – all boho and she went back to that cheating idiot which basically means she has doormat all over her forehead. That is not an attractive quality.