Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

What’s in your wallet? Dunno. What's in our wallet? Money. That's right.

Folded:

• Online Lego Indiana Jones game (only play on weekdays – you need your weekends)

• Duffy (great singer, foxy and not dead like Amy Winehouse)

• Bulldog toiletries (finally something bathroomy for guys that’s cheap, cool and doesn’t smell like Lynx)

• Hetty (too cute, doesn't sing)

• Trevor Nelson on Radio 1, Saturdays 7-9pm (accessible if you know nothing about hip-hop/RnB and, surprisingly for Radio 1, not illegal for those over 25)

Creased:

• Jumper (such a big disappointment we threatened to burn down the cinema)

• Having a planned lie-in (it never happens though, does it? You just can’t sleep)

• No Fat Homer figurines (anyone know where to find one of these to brighten up the desk?)

• PS3: not sexy (great machine, lots of fun, some exciting games in the pipeline, but it looks like a prototype Betamax player)

• ‘Your morning coffee will make you look like W.C. Fields’ (hmm, fattening)