Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Folded means we like, Creased means we don’t.

Folded:

• Helena Bonham Carter (looks like a china doll, acts like a mad woman. Perfect)

• Thunderbirds watches (high quality, but comparatively cheap timepieces that are set to be the next big thing. Nothing to do with puppets)

• Cheapy animated DVDs (more re-watchable than that Heroes series one box-set you coughed up for, these are good value, plentiful and King of the Hill)

• Moby’s new single (it’s far, far better than you are expecting)

• Hey, isn’t that Furio from The Sopranos in Nickleback’s Rockstar video? (good to see the fella getting work)

Creased:

• Family Guy: Blue Harvest (a spectacular dropping of the ball)

• Big Brother Celebrity Hijack (did anyone watch this? It looked like the normal Big Brother’s rehearsal show)

• Sweeney Todd (a mental waste of time)

• Jeremy Beadle: No Longer About (always a git on TV, but apparently lovely in real life. 59 years old is no age at all)

• Hey, isn’t that Furio from The Sopranos in Nickleback’s Rockstar video? (wow, look how fat he’s got!)