Not a good week. That Bond title is rubbish…

Folded:

• KP’s Favoured Big Nuts (what’s wrong with a normal peanut? It’s boring, that’s what)

• Charlie Wilson’s War (see it, if you haven’t already. Philip Seymour Hoffman is as funny as everyone keeps telling you)

• The smoking ban (just for the fact that it irritates so many people really; watching pasty people get wet is funny to us)

• Recipe hints 03: Tip leftover pickled onions, juice and all, into spicy meat-a-balls (a stupidly strong bottle of red wine and The Sopranos on TV helps the whole ambiance too)

• Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (word is that contracts have already been signed. This is a good thing, people, though we have yet to truly decipher why)

Creased:

• Missing The Cosby Mysteries (some say it's better than The Wire, but curse ITV3 for burying this gem in their weekday morning scheduling)

• Untimely celebrity deaths (seriously though, what a waste)

• The smoking ban (where is everybody? Oh, having fun. Right)

• Quantum of Solace (well, do you like it?)

• Sex With Mum and Dad on BBC Three (ha-ha, funny title, but it’s true – at times this show really does border on incest)