Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Folded we like, Creased we don’t.

Folded:

• No Country For Old Men (violent, enthralling noir thriller)

• Those Orange cinema ads with Macaulay Culkin (“Yeah, insane! That’s kid talk for cool” You do feel a bit guilty for laughing, though)

• Blu Ray = good (Hitler was an HD-DVD man, you see)

• The Scarface page-a-day calendar (assuming you can find one for less than half-price, this is well worth a punt. April 30th has a photo of Al Pacino washing up)

• The Sopranos repeats on More4 (now heading towards the end of the series, and a great way for anyone being grumpy and saying they wouldn’t watch it first time around to catch up. Bit of arse having to watch it every night though)

Creased:

• Getting left behind on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (if you don’t play video games all the livelong day, you might spend more time running after your comrades than shooting enemy soldiers. Does nobody else find this game just a tad frustrating?)

• Blu-Ray = bad (clearly the chosen one and it looks fantastic, but why are the discs still so expensive?)

• The return of Sony’s Aibo ‘dog’ for PS3 (dropped in 2006 and now apparently back in development. You would be better off saving your pennies for a cocktail-stick thong)

• Late night cinema audiences (if you want to sleep, just go to bed. It’s cheaper)

• Baby Rihanna gawping (how grown men can fancy this woman is beyond us; she looks like a child – literally like a child with make-up on. You know who you are: you’re sick)