Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

It's getting really near Christmas and we have no money.

Folded:

• Blackbox from Gear4 (a stylish speaker system with Bluetooth compatibility. Stream from your iPod and curl up with a good whiskey)

• Last week’s QI weekend on Dave (for all its geezer posturing, channel Dave is proving to be the new default station)

• Members of the Public (their promising single Magic Ingredient is reminiscent of an early 80’s indie Christmas song. Nice styling by A Clockwork Orange too)

• Ladies in winter bobble hats (so cute)

• The Stig (Top Gear’s resident ‘tamed racing driver’ done some amazing work during their 24-hour endurance race at Silverstone. Who is he..? A formula one driver? Rally driver; one man? Several men? A woman?! No, that last one was stupid)

Creased:

• The Golden Compass (you’ll need a compass to find your way out of this sorry mess)

• Julie Walters cringes it up for Asda (most embarrassing advert of the year? Just hearing her shout ‘Tony!’ seals it for us)

• Sluts Aloud (they don’t look great anymore though, do they?)

• People who argue by text (they have not got the balls to ring you up, so instead send text after elongated text of endless babble moaning about something or other you did and cannot remember while never using any punctuation)

• Enforced Christmas arrangements (anyone else have twenty different relatives to visit in two days and at least one you would rather avoid?)