Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Our tips for the good and the bad this week.

Folded:

• Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (the contemporary setting works brilliantly - they should stick with it)

• Cloverfield buzz (an upcoming monster movie that looks pretty average, but is still kind of exciting in a wonder-what-the-hell-that-is-really-about kind of way)

• The new series of The Mighty Boosh (finally it is funny ha-ha instead of just funny weird)

• The ‘Eels up inside ya’ song from The Mighty Boosh (worth two slots on this chart. The lingering dance/Shamen version should be released on download for Christmas.

• Jimmy Carr: Comedian DVD (downright mean and really funny)

Creased:

• Army of Two (no good unless you have a games-playing companion permanently strapped to your side. That’s a little too socially intrusive for us)

• Whipped cream for those fancy seasonal drinks in Starbucks (they’ve never got enough of the stuff, and there’s not much point in hot chocolate or a coffeemochabollocks without it)

• Inconsiderate neighbours (what possesses a guy to start cleaning out his car at one in the morning? Lack of employment? Nervous breakdown?)

• Cheap PCs (they’re cheap for a reason)

• I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! (has reality TV just had its second major stroke of the year?)