Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on November 16, 2007 3 Comments

Crank 2 Creased FoldedGood, good, good. Bad.  

Folded:

  • Pubs that, thanks to the smoking ban, smell cleaner than your own house (save money on laundry, get an extra day out of that black shirt)
  • Lions For Lambs (if you like the movie adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross, you will like this)
  • Mobile Act Unsigned on Channel 4 (miles better than X Factor. You might actually listen to some of these acts after you have finished laughing at them)

 
Creased:        

  • Houseplants (why do people buy them for anyone under 30? They just die then smell)

  • People who moan at you then apologise afterwards (instead of a half-hearted ‘sorry’, try this: don’t express every single thought that pops into your head in the first place. Drainer)
  • Richard Hammond’s hair (apart from the fact Hammond now looks like  a flyweight on a diet, what is going on with his Peter Stringfellow muff?!)
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Good, good, good. Bad. Folded: Robinson’s High Juice: Grape and Melon – chilled (the most addictive hit you’ll find for less than two quid) Crank 2 is definitely coming (if there any way this sequel could be a bad idea? Any way?!) Pubs that, thanks to the smoking ban, smell cleaner than your own house (save money on laundry, get an extra day out of that black shirt) Lions For Lambs (if you like the movie adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross, you will like this) Mobile Act Unsigned on Channel 4 (miles better than X Factor. You might actually listen to some of these acts after you have finished laughing at them) Creased: Houseplants (why do people buy them for anyone under 30? They just die then smell) People who moan at you then apologise afterwards (instead of a half-hearted ‘sorry’, try this: don’t express every single thought that pops into your head in the first place. Drainer) MySpace (tumbleweed…) Richard Hammond’s hair (apart from the fact Hammond now looks like a flyweight on a diet, what is going on with his Peter Stringfellow muff?!) Russell Brand’s Ponderland on E4 (can’t even be bothered to say how rubbish this show is)

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Femme November 16, 2007 at 10:58 pm

Crank and Lions for Lambs are both totally suck. Seriously, what’s wrong with you guys? I’ll give you that both *should have* been good. But, maybe Jason Stratham (sp?) can do something MORE AWESOME. I would like that a lot!

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aditive November 18, 2007 at 2:59 pm

Crank 2? Oh no….!

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Mark November 19, 2007 at 1:46 pm

WHAT?

Surely that should read:

Pubs that, thanks to the smoking ban, smell … like fart and BO. Seriously. Have you guys had a cold since July?

And don’t get me started on the polemic celeb-dribble Lambs for Lions for chrissake, jeez, whats happened to creased and folded this week, its gone insane

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