Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Good, good, good. Bad.  

Folded:

• Robinson’s High Juice: Grape and Melon – chilled (the most addictive hit you’ll find for less than two quid)

• Crank 2 is definitely coming (if there any way this sequel could be a bad idea? Any way?!)

• Pubs that, thanks to the smoking ban, smell cleaner than your own house (save money on laundry, get an extra day out of that black shirt)

• Lions For Lambs (if you like the movie adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross, you will like this)

• Mobile Act Unsigned on Channel 4 (miles better than X Factor. You might actually listen to some of these acts after you have finished laughing at them)

 
Creased:        

• Houseplants (why do people buy them for anyone under 30? They just die then smell)

• People who moan at you then apologise afterwards (instead of a half-hearted ‘sorry’, try this: don’t express every single thought that pops into your head in the first place. Drainer)

• MySpace (tumbleweed…)

• Richard Hammond’s hair (apart from the fact Hammond now looks like  a flyweight on a diet, what is going on with his Peter Stringfellow muff?!)

• Russell Brand’s Ponderland on E4 (can’t even be bothered to say how rubbish this show is)