Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

Folded = :), Creased = :( 

Folded:

• Private Eye magazine (like a more political hecklerspray. We might even liken it to inspiration)

• The Ninth Gate (released in 1999, stars Johnny Depp, was on Five a couple of weeks ago. A real growing cult of a movie; two-hours plus of silly devil-worshipping tripe that you cannot stop talking about afterwards

• Payback: Straight Up - The Director's Cut on DVD (more stone cold Gibbo in this lean little underrated revenge flick from 1999)

• Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (still totally entertaining. Would be even better if that ‘literal illustration team-building’ bit in the middle got lost in the cutting room)

• Mobay coconut cream liqueur (currently discontinued in Tesco and being flogged off for less than £5 a bottle. Really rich and sickly at this cold time of year)

            
Creased:

• Guy Fawkes Night madness (haven’t seen so many council estate gypos crowding into a supermarket to buy incendiary devices since George Bush was re-elected)

• The cynical return of Cadbury’s Wispa (yep, totally forgotten about all that Salmonella-in-the-Dairy Milk stuff now)

• Moany northerners ("I hate London" this or "London caused Foot and Mouth" that. Just cheer up and stop complaining you’re all poor)

• Amy Winehouse/Mark Ronson’s cover of Valerie (so overplayed it has burrowed deeper into your brain than that latent tumour you’ve been so worried about)

• Elizabeth: The Golden Age (as silly as they come and flat-out boring in places)