Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

By Chris Laverty on Friday, November 9, 2007 at 4:30pm2 Comments


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Gordon Ramsay CreasedFolded = :) , Creased = :(  

Folded:

  • The Ninth Gate (released in 1999, stars Johnny Depp, was on Five a couple of weeks ago. A real growing cult of a movie; two-hours plus of silly devil-worshipping tripe that you cannot stop talking about afterwards
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (still totally entertaining. Would be even better if that ‘literal illustration team-building’ bit in the middle got lost in the cutting room)
  • Mobay coconut cream liqueur (currently discontinued in Tesco and being flogged off for less than £5 a bottle. Really rich and sickly at this cold time of year)

            
Creased:

  • Guy Fawkes Night madness (haven’t seen so many council estate gypos crowding into a supermarket to buy incendiary devices since George Bush was re-elected)
  • Moany northerners ("I hate London" this or "London caused Foot and Mouth" that. Just cheer up and stop complaining you’re all poor)

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