We often find that we hate more things than we love.

Folded:

• David Duchovny in Californication (not The X-Files anymore, and all the better for it)

• Halloween (provides the perfect excuse to drink blood in a social setting)

• Dave channel’s recent ‘Bottom only’ weekend (“Ritchie!!!!”)

• The Sopranos final episode (watching this tense exit piece again on E4 and it’s clear the most obvious solution is the also the most logical. Couldn’t think of a better way to go)

• Hecklerspray on TV (watch it here. Marvel at the professionalism, the poise, and that growing sense of arrogance in the forth minute. Our man took it home)

Creased:

• 30 Rock (not Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, and all the worse for it)

• Paypal (high fees and a wondrous knack of ignoring every email you ever send them. Bastards has a nice ring to it)

• Travelodge ‘savers’ (want to know why they’re cheap? Take your pick between: ‘the other guests are probably prostitutes' and ‘it hasn’t finished been built yet’)

• Christians moaning about Halloween (can’t let the kids have a little fun, can you? Always got to one hundred percent ‘right’ and consider everyone else’s opinion utterly irrelevant. Good luck with your master race. It’ll be boring)

• Dannii Minogue on X Factor (morphing into Sharon Osborne by the second. So shiny is Dannii’s face that tiny mice often ski down it during rehearsals)