Good then bad… in that order.

Folded:

• Ever wondered how it feels to die? (read this fascinating New Scientist report and wonder no more. Sleep no more either)

• Dogs with no front legs (have you seen these?! Funny as hell)

• Tesco’s gunmetal finish desk fan (nice looking bit of apartment chic currently reduced from £20 to £5 in stores. So what if it’s freezing, this thing is a gentleman’s bargain)

• Dave (bloke Freeview channel [19] with re-runs of UK Whose Line is it Anyway? Gold)

• The Day Today clips on YouTube (try out this clip of Chris Morris’ 9/11-themed radio broadcast. It’s restrained and devilishly funny)

Creased:

• Newton Faulkner (seems like a really decent bloke, but he sounds like Crowded House)

• Greeting people (apparently it's really easy to insult people by not kissing them when you meet. Sex offenders, especially, hate it)

• Cinema ushers (now replacing supermarket shelf stackers as our officially most lobotomised sector of society)

• People who talk about Heroes all the time (Jesus, it is not that good. Try some reruns of Heartbeat sometime)

• The 'home of witty banter’ tagline of channel Dave (you’re still showing Coupling, aren’t you?)