Earning your own cold hard cash is great (folded). Petty thieves (creased) take note.

Folded:

• Sports Night (2.00 pm everyday on abc1. Tape it, then lobby for a recommissioning)
• The OC (never annoying or full of gormless shits with trainer beards. Love that Mica Paris too, she’s a babe)
• Christina Milian (a smart, sexy lady. But we don’t buy the tough gangster bit for a second, she’s far too cute)
• Cadbury’s Creme Egg bars (we’ve gone a bit sweetie mad here at hecklerspray)
• Upside Down by Jack Johnson (okay, so it’s a tie-in, but surfer Jack is so much better with a decent beat behind him)

Creased:

• Hitman: Blood Money (might change our minds in a few weeks, but we just aren’t feeling this at the mo. Hate the way 47 opens doors for a start)
• Chris Moyles (this week's offence: being born)
• Having neighbours (if you live in a flat and have not slapped at least one of them, you’re doing well)
• Missing Green Wing (which we do, because it was funny)
• Dirty Pretty Things (indie’s hitting a buffer again. Getting… so… damn… SAMEISH!!!)