Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Some things we like, others we don’t.

Folded:

• Indy 4 gets a proper title (see here, then sit down and have a drink)

• Goodfellas ‘Solo’ pizzas (a pizza for the single guy, or one with a girlfriend who can’t cook)

• Spitting Image re-runs on ITV4 (a few years away from this show works wonders – it’s still really funny)

• Cobra Bite ‘Blood Orange’ flavour beer (officially the most refreshing ‘toy beer’ on the market)

• Kate Russell (cute TV pundit who knows loads about computers and technology and stuff. Marriage material)

Creased:

• Falafel (dry enough to give you an asthma attack)

• Channel 4+1 (Film4+1 actually had some stuff worth seeing an hour later, Channel 4 doesn’t)

• Live bands (always sound rubbish, out of tune, off-key and inevitably slurred. Stay at home and sanitary)

• Klaxons (still riding the wave, still causing the pain. See above)

• 10 excuses for using Facebook at work (they’re not very plausible)