What we like and what we don’t like.

Folded:

• The Kingdom (advance word is strong for this hyper-relevant, madly jingoistic crack-FBI-team action thriller due out 5th October)

• Discount bookshops (a great place to kill time, and pick up a Francois Truffaut biography you’ll never read)

• The Simpsons Movie (and this is still playing and still funny, if you like the old episodes anyway)

• Morgan’s Spiced Rum (try drinking in a pirate’s hat and eye shadow for the full effect)

• Whitworths' Sunny Raisins (cannot stop eating them)

Creased:

• No 24-hour shopping on a Saturday (it’s 2007, we’ve all got busy lives; why the heck can’t we shopping when we want to?)

• Carolans Irish Liqueur (creamy, moreish – unfortunately makes you feel like a big girl)

• That Norwich Union TV advert where the plasma TV falls off the wall (horrible sight – like chavs in a bus stop)

• Fat Summers (ice cream, BBQ, a beer to ‘cool you down’ and just like that your best jeans no longer fit)

• Lee Ryan on Hell’s Kitchen (not much to see, considering that he’s now back at home playing on his Xbox)