This week’s good and bad.

Folded:

• Eastern Promises (it’s upcoming and it’s by Cronenberg, so you have to be a little excited)

• Sex.com by Kieren McCarthy (read all about the most battle for the most expensive domain name ever in this fascinating book)

• www.Mansized.co.uk (for the discerning gentleman. Take a look when we next have a technological meltdown)

• Duffman (with The Simpsons being so hit and miss these days, you might actually forget just how funny this guy is. Oh, yeah!)

• Spencer Kelly from the BBC’s Click programme (seems like an affable bloke. Interesting show too)

Creased:

• Cold cinemas (if you sit in your jacket you won’t feel the benefit when you go outside. It’s not a good thing)

• Batteries in your digital camera (Duracells cost a fortune and those rechargeable ones last about ten minutes. Ooh, technology is sooooo cool!)

• That ‘inherited’ craving for junk food (proceeding the ‘inherited’ bowl cancer we assume)

• Using wi-fi (if someone hasn’t already hacked your account and bought a timeshare in the Andes, you’re just waiting)

• Atonement starring Keira Knightley and James McAvoy (the film’s score has the sound of a busy typewriter spliced into it. That’s reason enough)