Folded = yey, Creased = ney.

Folded:

• The lovely people at Walkers crisps (we’d thank you by phone, but our mouths are so full of such crispy tasty goodness)

• The Avengers (re-runs currently on BBC4. If you think Channel 4’s Cape Wrath is weird, you wanna try this wonderful oddity from the 1960s)

• Screw-top wine (in, fridge, open, tip, spill, drink, tip, drink, drink, drink, collapse. What an innovation!)

• Shia LaBeouf (this charismatic kid was the second best thing about the totally awful Transformers movie and he’s even appearing in Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods next year. Nice going)

• Home surgery (dig out some grit from under the skin of the ball of your foot with a slightly rusting kitchen knife? Still better than the NHS)

Creased: 

• People who nick your baby names (they’re good and you own them, so tell nobody. That’s ‘Skid’ and ‘Queenie’ off the list for a start)

• Not a good summer for the blockbusters… so far (we all pin our hopes on Bourne)

• Hairspray remake (not terrible by any means, just head-scratchingly pointless)

• Silver TVs (they look horrible and cheap after a bit. How about bringing the now 'retro' black ones back?)

• Jumbo Liza Tarbuck in those Asda TV adverts (even more bury-yourself-in-the-sofa-from-toe-curling-embarrassment cringeworthy than the Paul Whitehouse ones)