Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Pizzas go down nice (folded), but calzones can sit on your chest and give you right bad indigestion (creased).

Folded:

• Griffin iTrip (as handy as it is cheap. Finally we can all take our CDs out of the car)
• Johnson's Holiday Skin lotion (basically self tan. You could always get your girlfriend to buy it, or your boyfriend. Shit, what do we know?)
• Kayne West’s Touch the Sky video (actually quite affecting. Really, in a weepy-eyed and chocolates way)
• The West Wing (gone out on a high, no matter what some people think)
• Keane (no, sorry, their new single is bloody good)

Creased:

• Desperate Housewives (we never were the biggest fans, but it really is a first class mess at the moment)
• Robert DeNiro (due a decent movie. Or a punch in the head)
• Big Brother (has to be moaned about, before we all start watching again)
• Your mother (we don’t know her, but word is she puts it about. No joke)
• Rhianna (weird alien head, boobs like five-a-side footballs, too young. All seems a bit wrong to us)