Folded is good, ya? Creased, bad.

Folded:

• Calming down your Facebook intake (if for some reason you can’t go on the site for a few weeks, say because of illness, too busy, or too much on the TV, when you trudge back on everything seems more serene. You have regained your life)

• Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (…is so good. Save this someone, damn you!)

• Giant seventies walkie-talkies (the second best thing about cheesy retro TV shows. The first being the Best Of All Time theme tunes)

• Kurt Russell (for being such a goddam king of the screen. The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Escape From New York…legend)

• August 6th: Kate Nash’s debut album coming out early (enjoy her while you can, it’ll be all backlash soon)

Creased:

• www.cuteoverload.com (prepare to lose your breakfast, lunch and dinner – assuming that you eat them all at the same time and then look at this nauseating site a couple of minutes after)

• Those singing ‘you’ve got a friend’ AA breakdown adverts (too appalling to even be embarrassing. Unless you’re in one, in which case you should be ashamed of yourself. Hope the money was good)

• The death of (no.1) Ingmar Bergman (his films were never a barrel of laughs, but as a screenwriter he was an absolute master)

• Kurt Russell (just remembered Captain Ron, Poseidon and Escape From L.A… his legendary cock-ups)

• The death of (no.2) Mike Reid (“turn it in”, “shut it, trappy” – his redness shall [most likely] be missed [by someone])