Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
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July 13th, 2007 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty
You don’t want Creased, but Folded will suit you just fine.
Folded:
- Fonejacker (it’s funny - maybe not week, after week, after week funny, but that’s Channel 4’s problem not yours)
- Yawning (a great way to tell people that you are bored shitless with whatever they are prattling on about. Plus it’s good for you too)
- The World’s Fastest Indian on DVD (on sale in Tesco’s for about a quid. Screw It’s A Wonderful Life, this is the best feelgood movie ever)
- Ducati 1000 ballpoint pen (a masterpiece of design that would make even signing your own will a joyous occasion)
- Banning under-sixteens from the catwalk (won’t stamp out anorexia, but will really piss off those Zoolander designer types who like to use children as sex objects to sell clothes. They should all be shot)
Creased:
- Motug Qee (really strange shit for really strange people)
- Hostel 2 (we’ve already told you this is rubbish and now we’ll tell you again: it’s rubbish, don’t go and see it)
- Crappy fit headphones (spend a fortune to make your iPod sound like a concert hall and the damn earplugs spend more time swinging round your neck than in your ears)
- Wimbledon washout (there was some great tennis, but to possibly misquote the legendary John McEnroe, “Why the fuck didn’t they play on the first Sunday?!”)
- Randy on My Name Is Earl (started out cute and dumb, now just fat and annoying)
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July 16th, 2007 at 10:45 am
I’m pained to disagree with Hecklerspray but Fonejacker is utter wank. Not funny at any rate, and I’d gotten my fill from the ad campaign, which was the whole first ep. broken down. Prank phone calls were rarely funny when we did them ourselves as children, put them in the hands of someone with shite ideas and they are strained at best. Seriously, a mouse??
I can only hope that all the students in the world don’t get wind of it and start talking like Terry Tibbs for the rest of the year until it’s, like, so passé. I can feel that I’ve already lost on that count.
Oh, but Hostel was utter unadulterated bollocks, so I’ll applaud on that front.
July 16th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
*Sigh* Agreed.
I fear C4 is merely trawling Nathan Barley episodes for their next idea.
And I bet they do all their writing on a Mac
August 9th, 2007 at 10:52 am
GOOD EVENING MADAM!