Folded for the top, Creased for the bottom.
Folded:
- Apple iPhone hits the US (arrives in the UK later this year. You’ll buy one, or be ready to face accusations of being too gypo and poor)
- That 'Goths Go Wild in Blackpool' advert for Iron Bru (it’s a pity they all take themselves so seriously as this ad’s rather funny. Cheer up guys!)
- Ocean’s Thirteen (still showing in Wales probably. Go and watch if you can stand smugness in some of the finest suits imaginable)
- CSS (a halfway decent band or something to do with child support, we’re not sure)
- Just the tiniest bit of news relating to Life On Mars (want to see Gene Hunt’s lady sidekick in Ashes to Ashes? Here she is)
Creased:
- Jessica-Jane Clement (scary glamour girl with AWOL eyebrows, or trained ‘sexy swindler’ if you believe the TV. We don’t)
- Big Brother live feed (wanna sit up late at the weekend and watch TV? Try this monotony boring the shit out of you on three channels)
- Davina McCall (nice enough lady, but does she have to wear black every single time she’s on TV? Is she in mourning or something?)
- Finding space for all those extraneous birthday presents (more shelves, another Sunday gone)
- Dehydrated fruit (being healthy is disgusting)