Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Lotta music this week.

Folded:

• Zodiac (but you’ve gotta really love David Fincher)

• Sophie Ellis-Bextor in her Me and My Imagination video (the beguiling alien waif looks fit, but she can’t dance with those giant oversized limbs of hers to save her life. Cheer-you-up comical)

• Commodore gaming PCs (just because most of the cool kids had one back in the day)

• Tiga (infectious retro beats actually worth turning your stereo up for. They don’t go shit)

• A History of Violence on DVD (another old one we’ve caught up on. If you love David Cronenberg you will adore this. If you don’t love Cronenberg get yourself a copy of Scanners sharpish)

Creased:

• “Yes, Sir Alan” (we know he is ‘Sir Alan’ and that The Apprentice contestants are probably advised to address him in this way, but it doesn’t diminish the cringe factor every time they do so)

• Mark Ronson (the still-buzzing hysteria over this pleb is bewildering)

• That new Booty Luv song everyone keeps banging on about (just sounds like a less soulful version of Stonebridge’s Freak On. Really don’t know what all the jizzing is about)

• Ruth Badger (by [un]popular demand. Makes lesbianism look about as enticing as actual badger sex)

• Camping (just when it seems like a good idea it pours with rain and you want to fuck off to a hotel)