Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Topher Grace? What, is that like an anagram or something?

Folded:

• Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 2 (takes its cue from The Office, but is undeniably even more relevant and funny today. Eamon Holmes kicking a naked Rob Brydon’s arse? That’s worth checking the repeat schedules for)

• Izimi.com (post whatever you like directly from your home PC. Perfect for indie filmmakers)

• Ross Kemp on Gangs (astonished to find this programme is actually rather gritty and fascinating. Despite Ross Kemp, or because of Ross Kemp, we’re not sure)

• Google Earth (starting to feel like voyeurism. In the best possible way)

• Kirsty Young on Have I Got News For You last week (Jesus, she looked fit. Just… didn’t expect it)

Creased:

• Xbox Elite (no WiFi. Big mistake)

• Adrian Chiles (if there’s a more irritating colossal great big sack of dung presenting on TV today then we’d like to hear about him – and then we’ll put him in here, too)

• Organic food (absolutely no scientific proof whatsoever that it’s actually better for you and we are sick of everyone implying that there is)

• E4’s Sex in Court… yawn (kinda running out of subjects after the inevitable anal, whipping, anal whipping, fat bird who like whipping her boyfriend, boyfriend who prefers whipping football players, etc. That bald lady on the jury is bloody scary too)

• Pricey bread (when the heck did a decent loaf of bread come in at £1.20?! Have we been asleep or what? Could have sworn there used to be change from 50p)