Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

“From the Ouze to the Waveney!”

Folded:

• My Moon, My Man by Feist (a sassy track with overtones of airport)

• Medusa (crazy, hazy, scary, musical Russell Brand botherers with a twinkle in their eye)

• The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (2005) on DVD (undoubtedly missed by most people on its release and currently selling for cheap bucks in most rental/shop-type places. A clever, charming film about a man who sets fire to his dead friend’s head)

• Metro/Ask.com (for showing us such love last week as ‘Arts and Entertainment Blog 2007’. We’ve still got the hangover)

• Silly porno web-cam girls on MySpace (if the pictures don’t crack you up, their grasp of English certainly will)

Creased:

• This current fad for chocolate that’s 70% cocoa or such like (the other stuff we’re used to be may be more sugar than chocolate, but at least we can keep it down)

• Beyonce snapping her back in half posing at the end of that Beautiful Liar video (nothing sexy about traction, love)

• Why don’t they re-run Frasier with double episodes every night on E4, just like they’ve done for the past five hundred years with Friends? (pisses us off)

• Unisex toilets in schools (as if our teenage pregnancy rate is not high enough already)

• Paul Merton (is it us or has he been off his game recently on Have I Got News For You? Even comedy genius has an off day, but this amounts to several worrying weeks in a row)

And that's us until Tuesday.