We’ve won the Metro ‘Arts and Entertainment Blog Award’. Bom Chicka Wah Wah!

Folded:

* New trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum online (we think this film is going to be very good indeed. If not we will surely kill all involved in making it)

* hecklerspray finally on MySpace (we’re a bit ‘find me a friend’ at the moment, but we’ll get the hang of it)

* Cola and Beer together… in the same glass (if you can order this in a pub with a straight face then it’s well worth a go. Better than bloating out on pure Fosters on a hot day)

* Addiction: The Apprentice (still blocking up the calendar for the next nine weeks or so. It almost pisses us off)

* Todd Rivers is working again! (the hilarious Matt Berry does the voiceover for Volvic in their new ‘Volcanicity’ advert. It’s not a new series of Darkplace, but it’s better than nothing)

Creased:

* Our disdain concerning the lack of cooking legend Keith Floyd on the telly (probably not best well after his stroke a few years back, but it would be great to see him do something new, even if it’s only Floyd Around Berkhamsted or something)

* People who ignore emails (even ‘fuck off’ is an answer, you lazy self-important sods)

* Dodgy garages (if you can find a guy who will change the tyre you ask, when you ask, without saying ‘ooh, your brakes will need doing soon’ or ‘that back one’s illegal, mate’, then marry him)

* The Jigsaw Man (got this DVD free with a newspaper a few weeks back. It is, without doubt, the worst film of all time. Yes, Michael Caine is in it before you ask)

* GMTV (naughty, naughty, you cheeky scamming the chav-housewives baskets)