Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

All a bit girly this week.

Folded:

• Ghosts (a jolly, catchy, no-doubt irritating very soon bunch)

• Red Nose Day 2007 (…was not funny. Though it’s still a bloody good cause, and it hurts to be cynical all the time)

• Becoming Jane (don’t worry if you’re dragged to see this, it’s actually very sweet. Wait, where are you going? Come back!)

• Live magazine (the history of the one-button suit, a guide to ordering eggs in an American diner, cars you can’t afford. A good free magazine this, ‘tis a shame it comes with the Mail on Sunday)

• Blu Ray (it is worth the money, unfortunately)

Creased:

• Kate Thornton (Comic Relief can’t save her. You’re goooooooone, lady!)

• Ellen Pompeo (from Grey’s Anatomy. Highly annoying. Think Renne Zellweger x 10, squinting and on skunk)

• Hair on the back of your neck (where did that come from all of a sudden?)

• The Mail on Sunday (don’t buy it. Forget the Live magazine and borrow it off your parents or something)

• DVD (now officially as dead that nice fat collection you’ve built up on your bookcase)