I doubt that’s a boil, sir. It has a head.

Folded:

• Ghost Rider (no, we know what you’re thinking, it looks shit. It’s really not)

• New The Simpsons Movie trailer (we could have jumped the gun about this earlier; it does look bloody funny)

• Acceptable in the 80s by Calvin Harris (the video’s kinda stupid, but it’s a fun song)

• hecklerspray (we’ve never been so popular, thanks to you! And us)

• The Gossip (can’t beat a fat lesbian for singing so loud you stall your car)

Creased:

• Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani (if anyone is still buying her shit they need their head tested)

• Builders (Sunday, eight in the morning. Yeah, chuffed to bits to see you guys)

• Worrying Grindhouse rumours (apparently this purposely designed ‘double feature’ could be released as two separate movies, at two separate times, in the UK)

• Other entertainment websites (…are not remotely funny. Boo-Urns!)

• Avril Lavigne (…is far too old for singing high school songs)