Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Feels so good that I’m…coolin’ down…ah!

Folded:

• The dancing sign language lady off Hits (not that we ever watch this channel, of course, but there is a lady on there, jolly face, mumsy, who will continue to dance through all the instrumental parts of songs like she's at her school reunion disco. No, really, it’s good)
• Just Jack (his earlier stuff was a bit more Heartburn and a bit less ‘Oh, yeah, tipped out, I’m cool’, but young Jack is definitely going places)
• Family Guy on BBC2 and BBC Three (until they kick it in the gutter for Dancing on Ice: The Changing Room Outtakes: X-Rated Toiletcam Edition)
• Voting to keep Chris Laverty in the Empire Thunderdome! (a small novelty Arnold Palmer is in the post*)
• Wonderful Cadbury's Creme Eggs (made out of 100% pure tooth decay. It’s on the wrapper, don't you know)

Creased:

• Kaiser Chiefs and the musical stylings of Ruby (if you just happen to be looking for the new Status Quo, then, well, you’ve found them)
• Buying a new computer (and you’ve got to transfer everything from the old one to the new one and it takes ages and everyone has got a better idea of how to do it than you and none of them work and it’s just a big bloody nightmare!)
• The Simpsons mockery on Channel 4 (these guys have done nothing with The Greatest Show on Earth since they acquired it. Wake up and give us a daily double feature, pilchards!)
• BBC1’s Five Days (…of long, drawn out, melodrama)
• Thieves Like Us on BBC Three (it’s winter so we've been TV mad this month. Explains the bulging hemroids. Anyway, this show is the worse comedy series in the history of the world)

Vote for your hecklerspray man Chris Laverty in the Empire Thunderdome. That’s it, keep going. Oooooooooooooohhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Is your finger sore yet?

* not in the post