Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

A snippet review of the week. Folded for the up, Creased for the down.

Folded:           

• The View (we may as well give them a pat on the head. They are quite good)
• Re-runs of The Rockford Files (never understood one episode, but it’s great fun. Lots of location shooting, too. Must have cost a bundle in its day)
• Meccano (harder to build than a stable housing market. Frustrating and repetitive - suits the wet weather like a dream. Who cares if the box says 5+?)
• Sod budgeting (no-one has any money at this time of year. Why should you be any different?)
• Half price page-a-day calendars in Borders (pick up a brilliant Worst Case Scenario one for less than a fiver)  

Creased:                  

• Mika (ironically dated for someone so, well, ironic)
• Re-runs of Quincy (sadly the best part of this whole show is the opening credits. Look at Quince there… is that a body he’s examining? Perhaps discovering a vital clue to exonerate a disabled murder suspect? No, he’s just checking out some hot girl in her bikini. Oh, Quince, you are a lad!)                       
• ‘Green’ Tesco (one step, two step, take over the world)
• Sophie Ellis Bextor’s tattoo (clearly visible in her new video and it just does not suit her. At all)
• All those calendar shops you see empty around Christmas time (yes, they have now gone bust. Keep your eyes peeled for a Subway)