Folded means the things we like this week. Creased means the things we don’t.
Folded:
- Noble’s M15 Ferrari beater (Our order’s in. Now all we have to do is wait)
- E4 and More4 +1 on Freeview (a lame way to keep banging out repeats, but rather jolly useful, actually)
- American IPA (no, not the usual piss, but a brand new crop of great beers on their way here soon)
- Beatnik clothes (look great on chicks. Makes such a change from droopy earrings, boho skirts and self-tan)
- Microsoft ‘flawed’ (according to the European Commission. Ah, doesn’t it just feel great to say that out loud?)
Creased:
- Goodbye Grandstand (and we have wasted yet more typeface on a subject nobody gives a rat’s arse about)
- Tonight With Trevor McDonald (somebody’s parents are still watching. Could be yours…)
- Colder… (and wetter outside than a dead man’s packet. Gonna all get SAD at this rate)
- This year’s Apprentice (all the candidates are shit)
- Tesco (omnipresent, and now richer than everybody in the entire world)
