Well, that was fun, wasn’t it?

Folded:

• Garth Marenghi (the DVD that got a lot of us through Yuletide hell)
• One Track Lover (down a two-way lane. Thank you, Garth)
• It Started With Swap Shop on BBC2 (Trevor and Simon on telly again. "We don’t do duvets!")
• Making it through the first month of Empire Thunderdome (please vote again, we needs you)
• Girly liqueurs at Christmas (drink Baileys in the comfort of your own home without ever needing to admit you like it)

• Leona Lewis (what a great singer. Doesn’t screech or sound remotely derivative)
• That mild Christmas (as festive as yoghurt)
• The Most Annoying People of 2006 on BBC Three (pointless, flaccid and repeated lots. You saw it, you know you did)
• Cheap lager (goes right through you in the cold)
• Rennie overdose (lots of antacids make you sicker than a sack load of turkey ever could. Fact)