Naughty or nice, what’s your poison?
Folded:
- It’s Christmas! (great)
- We’re all drinking! (as per)
- Food! (tracksuit bottoms ready)
- Presents! (gimme)
- Christmas TV (more movies than Blockbuster)
Creased:
- It’s Christmas (again?)
- We’re all drunk (sick)
- God, no more food (indigestion)
- Having no money (January electric bill)
- Christmas 'have you seen Christmas Day evening?!' TV (terrible)
Keep voting for Chris Laverty (The Heckler) in the Empire Thunderdome. And cheer up, it IS Christmas.

