Anyone see Buzzcocks a couple of weeks back? Jamelia and Lilly Allen, that was gonna kick off, eh? Folded is good, Creased is bad etc etc…

• That Lynx ad with the girls on the beach (fuck, it’s great though, isn’t it?)
• Having bad handwriting (so bad your girlfriend has to write all your Christmas cards? Now you’re laughing)
• Futurama coming back (that’s next year, but it’s worth getting excited about now)
• Secrets and Lies (on telly a short while back. It’s still about the best British film ever made. Even better than The Wicker Man)
• Bond composer David Arnold (the next John Barry. Not a chance. Talented? Definitely)

Creased:

• People who use pushchairs as shopping trolleys (squashing up the high street when they should be playing with their bloody kids in a park or something)
• The Simpsons movie (this seems like sacrilege, but we’re already worried. How can they possibly maintain the quality? We say end it. Now)
• Tittybangbang2 (we have moaned about this series before. Yes, it’s fresh; yes this new series is actually funnier than the last, but where are the real belly laughs, the actual comedy?
• Microsoft Zune (word is it’s no iPod beater. More the pity for all those sick of the white earplug brigade)
• Chances of a white Christmas (not great apparently)

Keep voting for Chris Laverty (The Heckler) in the Empire Thunderdome. And cheer up, it’ll soon be Christmas.