Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

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December 1st, 2006 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty

Creased Folded BrunoFolded for this week’s good shit, Creased for the bad.

Folded:

  • Voting (for me, The Heckler, at the Empire Thunderdome! Click on Chris and receive much telepathic thanks from myself)
  • Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen’s ultra-gay Austrian TV reporter is set for the big movie treatment in 2008. Expect belly laughs)
  • CSS in The Guardian Guide (means it is officially okay to hate them now. Phew)
  • Eu Vin Acasa Cu Drag by Stefan de la Barbulesti (download it, you won’t be disappointed)
  • Film4(+1) (this whole one-hour-later concept is a top idea. Every channel should get involved, except ITV3. If you are that desperate to see re-runs of Rumpole of the Bailey you should catch them first time around)

Creased:

  • Not voting (constructive feedback always appreciated, but you are still being a tad bit mean)
  • That fucking Orange Svetlana sucks lemons advert (the most unbelievably effected, portentous - aghhhh!!!!!!!! That song!!!!)
  • Joanna Newsom (see above. Apparently disappeared up her own arse last Tuesday. No-one reported to care)
  • Oxfam’s ‘buy a present for someone who needs it’ drive (yeah, splashing out on some school desks or a well for some impoverished village is a great idea, but how much of your cash actually gets there? Border sieges, administration, corrupt government officials - it all adds up)
  • Carlsberg Edge (if you want to drink lager and lime, just be a man and order it)

Also thanks to everyone who contributed re. Battlecat’s alter-ego. Cringer, not Granger, so there you go.

Now if anyone can name Man-At-Arm’s other self without Googling (honesty required) we would all be really impressed.

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One Response to “Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is”

  1. Dave Chapple Says:

    Congrats on telling it like it is. That fucking orange ad drives my fiancee and me nuts. We have missed the start of two films recently just to avoid the fucking thing. It is played at every film we go to see at the cinema. However, can someone tell me why Orange in their run the planet self importance bullshit way did not just change the song to say she sucks ORANGE - or is it just that if they did someone like me would point out the obvious that orange sucks?

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