Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Folded for this week’s good shit, Creased for the bad.

Folded:

• Voting (for me, The Heckler, at the Empire Thunderdome! Click on Chris and receive much telepathic thanks from myself)
• Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen’s ultra-gay Austrian TV reporter is set for the big movie treatment in 2008. Expect belly laughs)
• CSS in The Guardian Guide (means it is officially okay to hate them now. Phew)
• Eu Vin Acasa Cu Drag by Stefan de la Barbulesti (download it, you won’t be disappointed)
• Film4(+1) (this whole one-hour-later concept is a top idea. Every channel should get involved, except ITV3. If you are that desperate to see re-runs of Rumpole of the Bailey you should catch them first time around)

Creased:

• Not voting (constructive feedback always appreciated, but you are still being a tad bit mean)
• That fucking Orange ‘Svetlana sucks lemons’ advert (the most unbelievably effected, portentous - aghhhh!!!!!!!! That song!!!!)
• Joanna Newsom (see above. Apparently disappeared up her own arse last Tuesday. No-one reported to care)
• Oxfam’s ‘buy a present for someone who needs it’ drive (yeah, splashing out on some school desks or a well for some impoverished village is a great idea, but how much of your cash actually gets there? Border sieges, administration, corrupt government officials - it all adds up)
• Carlsberg Edge (if you want to drink lager and lime, just be a man and order it)

Also thanks to everyone who contributed re. Battlecat’s alter-ego. Cringer, not Granger, so there you go.

Now if anyone can name Man-At-Arm’s other self without Googling (honesty required) we would all be really impressed.