Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Folded to cast a smile, Creased to cast a tear.

Folded:

• All Saints all grown up (The sexy older women. They have ditched those bloody cargo pants and never looked finer)
• Borat the movie soundtrack (See the funniest film since, well anything in the past five years that was actually funny and not as dry as a bone – then get the soundtrack. Totally, absolutely serious, it’s a party classic. This Christmas’ Chas n’ Dave Jamboree Arthritic Knees Up)
• Liquid spirits (Beer is out. Winter commands a strong liver)
• Nintendo Wii (You’ve got to be excited because at least Nintendo are having a go. It will probably fail, but they are having a damn good try anyway)
• Really deep pub conversations (Like trying to remember the name of Battlecat in He-Man before he turned into Battlecat. Have a go without checking on Google. We’ve settled on Granger, but it still sounds wrong)

Creased:

• This Life repeats on BBC2 (Seeing this collective of impossibly habituated fuck-ups back with nothing more to say than ‘nudity and causal bad language’ makes you wonder why you got so excited first time around. Makes you seriously doubt the upcoming specials, too)
• Adios, Peter Jackson (Apparently asked to walk away from directing The Hobbit. Despite the threat of yet more DVD special editions and impending sofa haemorrhoids, this is a bad thing)
• Kelly Osbourne on I’m a Celebrity… (Screwing it up like a big, fat arse. How hard can it be, love, really? Just talk like you give a shit)
• Stink bombs (Kids all seem to be dropping them in town centres again. Let’s kill ‘em)
• Those Southern Comfort ‘SoCo’ adverts (if you actually hear anyone up their own arse enough to order a SoCo in a bar, then please punch them for us. Lot of violence this week)