"I’m just a love machine!" Kill me now.

Folded:

• The Prestige (looks alright though, doesn’t it?)
• Five U.S. (acquired the rights to show Studio 60 at the Sunset Strip next year, and that’s damn fine with us)
• The Tube (when it runs near enough to time, you can stand next to an open window and nobody even thinks of talking to you, it’s not that bad a way to travel)
• Yazoo milkshakes (calm last night’s curry like a fire hose)
• That bit in the movie In the Line of Fire when they use cleverly mocked-up photos to convince us Clint Eastwood was running alongside President Kennedy’s Texas motorcade (released in 1993, and still as impressive an effect 13 years later. Want to know how to make a pig’s ear of it? See below)

Creased:

• Waiting for the special edition Blade Runner DVD (after all this time it better have Ridley’s own blood etched on the disc. No, that’s weird. Sorry)
• Never ending X-Factor night (Saturday evening is short enough without wall to wall Ben Shepherd and filler-ettes)
• Traffic upon traffic (really, for the first time ever the other day we considered walking to be an alternative means of transport. It got that bad)
• Frijj milkshakes (have taken a real downturn of late with that no-imagination=no-taste raspberry flavour)
• The crappy mocked-up celebrity photos in Graham Norton’s Bigger Picture (how the docile crowd laughs. How technology appears to have stood still for over a decade, PhotoShop or not)