Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

It’s not ‘expresso’ by the way, it’s espresso.

Folded:

• The Sopranos, series 6 on E4 (less crying by Tony, less meandering chats to the lady out of Goodfellas; more interesting stories about shell-suited geriatric gangsters)
• Paulo Nutini’s follow up being better than James Morrison’s (no, they’re not the same, and, no, neither artist floats our boat to any significant degree. That said Nutini’s much better at keeping a takeaway and beer get-together going)
• Ah, Dita Von Teese (because she looks a damn sight different to Rihanna, Jennifer Ellison and Mischa flippin’ Barton)
• Harrison Ford: not dead (good news that he still thinks he’s fit to play Indiana Jones. Unless, of course, it kills him)
• Alesha’s video for Knockdown (we are not sure it is intentionally supposed to look like a Mel & Kim video, but it’s certainly very funny)

Creased:

• Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance (seems like the world’s gone mad, what with teen queen Alesha and berk Paulo Nutini in Folded and all, but an anthem track, already Chemical guys? Do you really want the noughties Nirvana vote that much?)
• Iceland - not the supermarket chain (for fook’s sake, are they actually trying to be hated by everyone in hemp pants, or does it just come naturally?)
• Walkers’s new Sizzling BBQ Doritos (give you stomach ache. Not the company’s official line)
• Unattractive bike locks (when will those with the know-how realise some people actually ride a bike to look good as well as feel good? You try finding a fetching D-lock to fit a Chopper)
• Choosing which newspaper to buy these days – it’s a minefield (The Times - you’re trying too hard, The Guardian – you’re a save the whales smoothie drinker still living off your parents, The Daily Mail – an immigrant hating bigot, The Independent – it’s crap, all the tabloids – just daily TV guides with some brain-dead footballer on the cover…what do you do?!)