- “And the award for ‘best’ constructed reality television show goes to…” – BAFTA baffle us with new award.
- Gotham City Imposters – It’s coming in January and it’s probably going to be really, really good.
- Paul Weller thinks that the Stone Roses reformed for money. Ouch.
- Morgan Freeman – Sure, he’s been in some right duds but that doesn’t make him any less great.
- Gary Barlow – For having a conscience about that poor little coke-addled lad.
- Syco – For not.
- The Murdochs – Just a reminder.
- I’m A Celebrity…! – No you fucking well are not.
- The Keith Lemon Movie – God, no. Please. Anything but that. OH GODDDDDDDD!
- Twitter commentaries of things that are actually taking place on twitter. If people actually gave a fuck, they’d be watching it unfold themselves.