Ups and downs.
Folded:
- Double firing (Alan Sugar gets turned on and impotently angry at Jim, so sacks Ellie and Vincent to satisfy himself)
- Bridesmaids – out 22nd June (watching a women in a wedding dress suffer diarrhoea is funny. No, it really is)
- Kristen Wiig (see above. Ironic considering the title of the movie, but she is marriage material)
- Brandy Alexander (you’ll look a pleb ordering this in Wetherspoons, so find somewhere without sticky floors and enjoy it in the corner)
- Stuntman Vic Armstrong has written a book about how great he is (scroll down to the Telly Savalas joke. It’s soooooo good)
Creased:
- Britain’s Got Talent conspiracy theory (oh, it’s been taken down. Shame it was REALLY juicy stuff)
- Jeff Conaway RIP (Kenickie has given his last hickey)
- Just say no (unless you want to be an extra in a zombie movie)
- Sweary chocolate bars (if these were funny they?d be in the other section. They?re not)
- Olly Murs (soon to be messing all over your Saturday nights in a straw trilby)