"Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball. Tell me why our second album’s shit."
Folded=good, creased=bad.
Folded:
- Exciting Xbox 360 games push (Microsoft bringing out the big guns for Christmas. Sony better hope they have the greatest goddanm thing in the world up their sleeve)
- Video for Cell Phones Dead by Beck (a bear playing the drums? That’s just insane!)
- Last week’s Sunday Times Style supplement for men (more cool stuff than Esquire, and considerably cheaper, too)
- Borat’ s coming…(Larry David couldn’t take any more for laughing. That’s sold the film right there)
- New Raleigh Chopper colour (light blue, it’s the best colour since red. Don’t buy vintage, the new ones are much lighter. Seek out a replacement banana saddle on ebay though)
Creased:
- Virgin Trains’s ‘Man who go on big train have big idea' advert (eh? Wha…? Uh?)
- Video for I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters (cut-out floating heads? That’s not good at all)
- Hangover farts (do not mix well with a Sunday roast)
- …and Mark Wahlberg in Scorsese’s Departed (we’ve all seen the advert; the legendary Jack Nicholson third credited, with Mark Wahlberg getting an ‘and’. Elevating the once-brilliant-in-Boogie Nights actor a bit, aren’t we?)
- MySpace (when you hear that it’s worth £15 billion and climbing, the fun kinda drops out really)
"Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball. Tell me why our second album’s shit."
Folded=good, creased=bad.
Folded:
* Exciting Xbox 360 games push (Microsoft bringing out the big guns for Christmas. Sony better hope they have the greatest goddanm thing in the world up their sleeve)
* Video for Cell Phones Dead by Beck (a bear playing the drums? That’s just insane!)
* Last week’s Sunday Times Style supplement for men (more cool stuff than Esquire, and considerably cheaper, too)
* Borat’ s coming…(Larry David couldn’t take any more for laughing. That’s sold the film right there)
* New Raleigh Chopper colour (light blue, it’s the best colour since red. Don’t buy vintage, the new ones are much lighter. Seek out a replacement banana saddle on ebay though)
Creased:
* Virgin Trains’s ‘Man who go on big train have big idea' advert (eh? Wha…? Uh?)
* Video for I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters (cut-out floating heads? That’s not good at all)
* Hangover farts (do not mix well with a Sunday roast)
* …and Mark Wahlberg in Scorsese’s Departed (we’ve all seen the advert; the legendary Jack Nicholson third credited, with Mark Wahlberg getting an ‘and’. Elevating the once-brilliant-in-Boogie Nights actor a bit, aren’t we?)
* MySpace (when you hear that it’s worth £15 billion and climbing, the fun kinda drops out really)
