Tina Turner and Ike Turner.
Folded:
- The Apprentice starts next week! (finally something we can all have an opinion on that doesn't involve a dead terrorist, royal knees-up or election no-one will bother to vote in)
- Mount Gay rum (Bond orders it in Casino Royale so it must be all right)
- House of Love (go Harry, you big fluffy ginger)
- The summer?s big movie posters: honest versions (everyone can use Photoshop, but not as amusingly as this)
- ?Bin Bagged? (trust The Sun to nail it)
Creased:
- Doctor Who (the long honeymoon is over. We’ve gone off this now)
- The Little Mermaid came out closer to the moon landing than the present day (we got really old suddenly, didn't we?)
- Way to make a martyr (and people thought gathering in the streets for a royal wedding was stupid)
- Robert Pattinson in Water for Elephants (spends the whole film looking as though he's going to vomit)
- Check the last paragraph of the story ? light cloud cover might actually stop people voting (we're pathetic sometimes)