Life?s ups and downs.
Folded:
- That Can Be My Next Tweet (you will spend ten solid minutes on this website)
- Lovefilm streaming (they're not paying us ? they really should be ? but Lovefilm’s streaming online thing is much better than that post-a-disc nonsense. So 2006)
- Only five grand to make an aquarium you can swim in?! (we’re cutting staff wages to get one in the hecklerspray bedsit)
- DVD vs VHS (now we just need one for DVD vs Blu-ray)
- Naked women (popular in the art world. Who knew? Why has no-one thought of this before?!)
Creased:
- William and Kate: THE MOVIE (the most galling line is ‘they met by chance’)
- Le Vetiver (don’t buy this, you’ll smell like Germoline. It’s sixty quid too)
- Campus (It's no Green Wing. Even Green Wing wasn?t that Green Wing at times. Sorry, we lost ourselves there)
- Vacation, Vacation, Vacation (ok, how good would ‘Probation, Probation, Probation‘ be?)
- Rise of the Planet of the Apes trailer (promising looking origin idea ruined, typically these days, by James Franco. Even if this is all right, the cack bits will be his fault)