Mornings are Creased, afternoons are Folded.

Folded:

• Girls of M&S – not FHM (classy ladies on an, admittedly rubbish, TV advert. Or we could just be getting old)
• Return of the Mack on E4 Music Uninterrupted (Mark Morrison bringing us [still] the biggest headpopper tune of the last 20 years. Puffy, take serious note. And get a Freeview box)
• Jamelia (we hate saying ‘so’ and ‘yummy mummy’, but she so is. Gorgeous)
• A Godfrey (one heck of a cocktail. Courvoisier and some other stuff. Buy at The Biltmore, or anywhere else you can find it)
• Neil Flynn as The Janitor in Scrubs (currently on E4, and quite possibly the funniest man alive for 25 minutes every week)

Creased:

• Theme song from Extras (not conducive with laughter of any kind)
• Sensationalist Richard Hammond media spin (usual death-bell ringing coverage from GMTV and the rest of their bouffant-haired friends)
• Giant Sign Language people on TV (why not just have subtitles? Surely if you can read sign language you can read words?)
• People who hang around outside apartments/office buildings smoking (…are really starting to look like vagrants. Go lung cancer, go lung cancer, go!)
• Blatant mobile phone advertising in music videos (so aimed at children it’s actually starting to look a little paedophilic)