Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

A sexy back is a great thing (folded). A spotty back, not so much (creased).

Folded:

• Neil Patrick Harris (currently being hilarious in the brilliant How I Met Your Mother. For all of us who remember Doogie Howser, it’s fun to see him back)
• Chocolate filled doughnuts from Tesco (male, female, whatever – these babies will be the best 59p you ever spend)
• Batman the Animated Series on DVD for £10 at HMV (a landmark piece of television. Silly money now, so you must stand up and be counted)
• Video for Arctic Monkeys’ Leave Before the Lights Come On (thoughtfully directed by John Hardwick. Actors actors Paddy Considine and Kate Ashford bring a touch of class to a band with less emotion than a cucumber)
• Princess Nikki on E4 (the fun is not in the show itself, but spotting the bits where she ISN’T acting. Could be a new drinking game)

Creased:

• Old Star Wars movies back on DVD (it’s time to let go. Really, let goooooooooo!!!)
• Nelly Furtado’s new single (Promiscuous something-or-other. It’s crap)
• The Best of the Worst on Channel 4 (if it weren’t for David Mitchell, this show would be unwatchable - even in the background, when you are asleep with your headphones on)
• Boogie Nights shortage (since the movie was on Five a few weeks back, it seems prices for the soundtracks on ebay have jumped through the roof. Thought nobody watched that bloody channel?!)
• Dead stingrays ('cos that's just what animal lover Steve Irwin would have wanted, isn' it? Well done, he hates you now)