Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

This week?s good stuff and bad.

Folded:

Creased:

  • Olly Murs has released a bland single (and the video is just as insipid: rented country house, looted modelling agency, trip to Topman, lots and lots of soft lighting)
  • Anthea Turner as Madonna (still with the same hair though. Can?t mess with Anthea?s lovely feather hair)
  • Bar staff who cannot make cocktails (not paying eight quid to watch you tip Tabasco into a Vodka Martini, love)
  • Kids TV these days (no Press Gang, no Byker Grove ? it?s all crap)
  • Ne-Yo?s at No.1 (and he?s wearing trainers with his suit. So 2006, darling. And stop tilting your trilby, you?re not Michael Jackson – thankfully)