Folded:
- Totally wicked bendy Chinese chair (so much more fun than just sitting down)
- Hans Zimmer’s clever-clever Inception score (shame it’s sold out everywhere)
- Watch the entire Thor movie in five minutes! (best bit: last thirty seconds)
- Inception again (the bit you missed)
- A new one at last (it’s not that nice though)
Creased:
- No more UK film Council (easy to blame the Tories, so let’s do that)
- Fart pants for the ladies (who wants these, really?)
- This teaser for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (why in character ads are never a good idea)
- Comic Con (so last week)
- Katy Perry’s California Gurls (quite apart from Perry’s ridiculously muddy tan, spelling girls with a ‘u’ should be punishable by happy slap)


