Remember, it’s folded for whataya like, creased for whataya don’t.

Folded:

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Hope of the States (like an accessible Radiohead. Enjoy them before they go artwank)
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‘Peanut drink’ from Juice Bar (natural, reasonably healthy and you get still get change from a note)
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Primark (why not? It’s cheaper than dressing in potato sacks and even chicks over twenty-five still dig the place)
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Sunday football (no money, lots of beer and a good time had by all)
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Talladega Nights: The Ballard of Ricky Bobby (not seen this yet, but you can’t help but be pulled in by Total Film’s five star buzz)

Creased:

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Tittybangbang on BBC3 (repeating the show that tried its hardest [yet again] does not make it any better than deep frying your nuts)
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Pete (him from Big Brother. Tourette’s, eh? How come he can’t spurt out any nice words like “unemployable!” or “sympathy vote!”?
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Normal football (the type where players earn more money than the guy who is undoubtedly out there at the moment selling his house to try and cure cancer)
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Denim jacket, denim jeans combo (don’t go David – it always looks like an ex-squaddie on the dole)
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Grazia (sells itself as the anti-Heat. Reads like a picture book with captions)