Fun and slightly less so.

Folded:

• BAFTA Best Film nod for The Hurt Locker (hopefully more people will see this excellent film now)
• Tax deadline (no, it’s not a good thing, but we’re putting it near the top so you don’t forget)
• Christina Hendricks at the Golden Globes (feminine, classy, ‘globes’ jokes appropriate)
• Free stuff (work in media, you’ll get it all the time. Shame most of it comprises XL T-shirts, but hey, it’s free)
• Depressing January is nearly over (not long now, try not to kill yourself. Hang on; isn’t February supposed to be even more miserable? Oh dear)

Creased:

• Ant and Dec win again (and we all lose)
• Getting your hair cut in winter (is a stupid idea because you will suddenly be very cold. Plus, if you’re a fella you’ll realise how bald you’re getting)
• Mariah Carey at the Golden Globes (streaky tan, shiny face, ‘globes’ jokes appropriate)
• Beige (it’s fashionable this year. Like you care)
• Saturday early evening television (Ant and Dec are bad, but they’re not even the worst)