Winners and losers.
Folded:
- The Hangover (out now on DVD and funnier than a dog with no legs)
- Be original; buy a BlackBerry (get the different one)
- The Thick of It (so many put downs you’ll wish you were back at school)
- Eggnog latte (from Starbucks where the staff are a hell of a lot nicer than the customers)
- Hair wax (shiny)
Creased:
- Putting up Christmas decorations (more fun than taking them down, but still less enjoyable than sitting around doing nothing)
- Be boring; buy an iPhone (get the better one)
- Poor Malcolm Tucker (dark, less funny times are ahead)
- Alesha Dixon: Who’s Your Daddy? (don’t know who your father is? You now have Alesha as your spokeswoman. How d’you feel about that?)
- Hair gel (greasy)
