Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Folded:
- Star Wars status updates (actually really funny)
- The hardest man ever (hairy)
- Cold Stone Creamery (it is very, very easy to understand why there is a weight problem in America)
- Assassin’s Creed II is out (and very good too apparently. Though who’s got time to play all these games anyway ?)
- Something, Something, Something Dark Side (a fantastic journey into a past that looks like the future)
Creased:
- Rihanna the gangsta (about as convincing as Rihanna the singer)
- Photoshopped celebs (just look at what they’ve done to Julia Stiles’ back!)
- Celebrity biographies (hope this all you want to buy in a bookshop at the moment, because it’s all you’re going to find)
- Passwords (need them for everything nowadays and you’re not even supposed to write them down. So, pray tell, how in the name of Zeus’ butt-hole are you supposed to remember them?!)
- No more Jedward (no sense of irony in the country whatsoever then)
